Banshee hiatus. Wherein she devours souls and wails and stuff. #returning7march

Hi, friends.

Sooo, I'm going on hiatus. I know, I'll miss you too.

*licks your tears*

Now that I've taken you on an emotional GIF roller coaster . . .

Here's a prezzie for you.

Just like Harry, I'll be back.

Returning on 7 March.

Doing all the things and stuff, so you don't have to . . . karen

Coffee + Words x Parenting = My Week #FridayFeed #amwriting

Friday Feed . . . Doing things and stuff.

Call me Karen. (writing words)

Lots of staring at the screen and twiddling my thumbs this week. BUT, words were written. Progress is happening. And, if I can keep going at my current pace, my middle grade novel should be finished--erm, first draft anyway--by the end of March. WOOT. 

I'm at that point in the novel where I start to feel like it's crap. I'm crap. Everything is crap. You know? Ever feel like that? 

I'm pushin' past it though. Cos, this story needs to be told. Plus, I can so clearly see the climax (black moment) for my heroine. It actually makes me get a lump in my throat and go all teary-eyed when I think about it. 

*cues all the emotions*

Luke, I am your mother. (kiddo corner)

Lukey has learned to climb on and off the couch BY HIMSELF. Omigosh, he's growing up so fast. It's cray.

He can also reach the power button on the front of the TV. If he learns how to operate the tablet, he'll be casting Netflix...it'll be Puffin Rock ALL the time. He loves that show, btw. There are sooo many, many kid shows that just suck. Or are annoying. Or both.

Puffin Rock is different. The Hubs and I are actually excited for season two to release in May. LOL 

Pix for your viewing pleasure . . . 

Just keep swimming. (all the randomness) 

Sooo, it snowed all day on Monday, and then, Tuesday happened and it was springtime. Coastal Virginia weather is INSANE in the brain. 

Totally binged on Betas. It's an Amazon Prime show. Kinda like HBO's Silcon Valley, but a little less gritty. Both shows are pretty cool. Just waiting for Silcon Valley to gimme a new season.

The Walking Dead and Better Call Saul are back. HOLLA. Are you watching? 

Saw Deadpool for Valentine's. LOVED it. Even the opening credits were awesome. To be honest, I don't normally read them, but I read all of these. My fave was: The Writers...the real superheroes. Hahaha. So true. So true.

NOTE: Just like your favorite TV shows, I too am taking a hiatus. Don't worry, I'll be back on 7 March. 

BONUS: My local RWA chapter is having our annual conference on 5 March in Williamsburg, VA. So if you can make it, come on out. More info here.

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More cheese, please . . . karen

The many uses of Jojoba. Get your oil on! #TryItTuesday #AmazonPrime

Try It Tuesday . . . Wherein I review things and stuff.

It does all the things!

When I first bought jojoba oil, I mainly thought I'd use it as a carrier oil* for essential oils. But, holy crow, it has so many uses (for hair, skin, nails). Duude.

Yeah, I don't know much about essential oils. Other than, quality oils come in dark bottles. So when I bought this one, I was like, coolio.

*also known as base oil or vegetable oil, is used to dilute essential oils and absolutes before they are applied to the skin in massage and aromatherapy





Today's product: Jojoba Oil

Where to find: Oil shops? Is that a thing? I bought mine on Amazon.

Average cost: $7.00 to $50.00

Lasts: I use it every day (twice a day all over my face and once a day for eye make-up remover), and I've had my 4oz bottle for two months--and I haven't ran out yet.


Karen's rating:




Jojoba oil has been awesome, because first of all it replaced my eye make-up remover, my facial moisturizer, and my aftershave (for legs/underarms/whoha). So, instead of having three things taking up space on my bathroom counter-top, I now have one. Booyah.

Secondly, the schzit works. It's helped smooth out and calm my rosacea. It has made my eyelashes less brittle (so they don't fall out all the time) and they've gotten thicker cos they're healthier.

Thirdly, I mixed it with a little rose hip oil, and it has practically made the fine-lines/wrinkles around my eyes and mouth invisible.

I'm just pumped that I gave this stuff a shot. Really wasn't expecting much, but I've kinda fallen in love with it. Plus, it's organic and chemical free. Which is pretty awesome in itself.

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More uses and skin benefits for your reading pleasure.



Heard of this? Used it? What say you?

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*Reviews are my own opinions, I am not paid to promote any items.

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Oily is the new black . . . karen

Writers write. It's what we do. Sometimes it's hard. And that's okay. #MondayMotivation #writingprompts

Monday Motivation . . . Writerly things and stuff.

A new week has begun, and the muse seems to be hiding... Never fear. Lure her out into the open with a visual. She's a curious one and wants to see more.



There's something so beautifully creepy about this door. Just looking at its worn wooden planks with chipped and fading paint screams story idea. A picture is worth more than a thousand words when it sparks an idea or helps steer a story in an exciting new direction.

Looking at a photograph like this makes me ask questions, which is what we want when the muse seems to be playing hide and seek.

Who lives there? Are they supernatural? What kind of power do they have? Do they use it for good or evil? 

Maybe the house is abandoned. Why? Did someone, or something, chase the owners away? 

Or is someone hiding out there? Who are they running from?
Will the flowers wilt when dark magic approaches? 

What do you see when you look at this door? 

Questions are a writer's best friend, because the answers give us the words we need to fill all the pages.

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Click below to find a treasure trove of writing prompts. A dialogue quote I found was really cool: You're one insult away from starting a war.

EEP.

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Want more motivation? Who doesn't? Check out my other Monday posts.

5 Tips to Find Motivation
Figurative Language
Star Wars on Writing
Pantser or Plotter
Lie vs. Lay
Word Count Goal

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 Somedays words are water, other days, molasses . . . karen

Turtle power! Fueled by pizza, coffee, and toddler kisses. #FridayFeed #amwriting #parenting

Friday Feed . . . Doing things and stuff.

Call me Karen. (writing words)

Words. Wrote 'em. This week has been about my characters being all: I know you have this plotted and whatnot, but we've gotten together and decided to ditch your plan.

To that I say: Coolio. Love when my characters assert their own opinions. The plot itself hasn't changed but certain threads have. YAY twists.

Since this is my first middle grade (MG) novel, I've done quite a bit of research on how it's different from young adult (YA). I also learned that average word count (WC) for a MG is between 20k and 55k words. The sweet spot being about 35k words.

However, for fantasy MG the WC can go as high as 75k. For perspective: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone was about 77k words.

Some rules are meant to be broken. Amirite?

Luke, I am your mother. (kiddo corner)

Lukey got his FIRST haircut. So, we attempted to cut it at home. Yeah, well, that went over like a lead balloon. Kinda terrifying holding a pair of sharp scissors next to a spazzing toddler's eyeballs. EEK. Got the bangs/fringes cut, crookedly I might add, and then Hubs and I were all: professional appointment required. The place we went to was really neat (Pigtails and Crewcuts). Very kid-friendly and not as crazy expensive as I thought it'd be. There's a bunch of locations, so take a look if you are in need of this type of establishment. 

Other than that, been a normal, busy week.

Oooh, for Valentine's Day, Hubs and I are going to see Deadpool (sans toddler, of course). WOOT.

Pix for your viewing pleasure . . .

Just keep swimming. (all the randomness)

Took a stroll through Wholefoods on Thursday. Cool store. Well lit, clean aisles, pretty decor, soothing musing, kinda pricey. Like, would make me double my 75$ per week grocery budget to shop there on a regular. So, yeah. Back to purgatory, erm, Walmart...

National Pizza Day (9 February) was this week. Did you have your pie?? You know I did.

BONUS: My local RWA chapter is having our annual conference on 5 March in Williamsburg, VA. So if you can make it, come on out. More info here.

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Selling my firstborn to pay the Wholefoods bill . . . karen