February 2, 2016

There's a disposable for that? Huh. What'll they think of next?! #TryItTuesday #mommylife

Try It Tuesday . . . Wherein I review things and stuff.


Tired of sore milk, veggie stains--just kidding, toddlers don't eat those--and unidentifiable meat stench partying in your diaper bag until you get home to wash that cloth bib?

Now you don't have to. 

There's a disposable for that.




Today's product: Munchkin Disposable Bibs


Where to find: Um, Amazon. Duh. However, if you feel like leaving the house, Babies R Us has them cheaper.

Average cost: $5.99 to $8.00 (24 to 36 per box)

Lasts: One bib will last the duration of a meal, unless the toddler yanks so hard that it rips (thankfully, not happened with my toddler yet)


Karen's rating: 








These bibs are the schzit, man. I just happened to discover them by happy accident whilst meandering in a Babies R us--sans toddler. If I used them every day it'd get kinda pricey, but I use these for travel, day trips, or playdates. They are seriously awesome. Once the kid finishes eating, just throw the bib away. No putting a crusty cloth bib in a baggie to take home and wash later. 

Makes my life easier! 


Heard of them? Used them? What say you?

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Drinking--uh, coffee--at 10AM . . . karen

February 1, 2016

It's Monday. Bet ya didn't know there was gonna be a test. Yup. Evil. #MondayMotivation #amwriting #protip

Monday Motivation . . . Writerly things and stuff.


Without looking at the below defnitions, how many of these can you guess correctly?




Examples of Figurative Language*
*use sparingly for extra flavor


Simile: comparing two things using like or as.
Metaphors: comparing two things without using like or as.
Idioms: expressions not meant to be taken literally.
Analogies: are Blank is to Blank as Blank is to Blank.



For more examples and devices to use in your writing, check out FigurativeLanguage.net


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Writer's block? Try tequila . . . karen

January 29, 2016

Chuggin' coffee, slappin' the keyboard, and hoping for the best. How do you write? #wip #amwriting #TGIF

Friday Feed . . . Doing things and stuff.

Call me Karen. (writing words)


This was one of those just-keep-writing-crap-for-the-sake-of-writing weeks. Well, okay, not really crap, more like the words were molasses in my brain. Took forever for them to pour out. But, they did. WOOT. Crossed over the 20k word mark and am at page 83. Feeling excited and slightly nervous, cos I'm not sure what is coming next. I do pretty much know the ending, so that's a big PLUS.

Also, got my edits back from my ahhmazing freelance editor (Danielle Fine) for my tooth fairy story. Thankfully, the plot has smoothed out a ton, but it still needs work. It'll get there though. I started on the edits earlier in the week, but I'm too in the writing mode to switch to editing... So, for now, I shall work on writing my middle grade.


Luke, I am your mother. (kiddo corner)


This week has been a busy one. Grocery shopping (holy crap, Walmart is basically purgatory), trying new recipes (and nailing them, btw), story time at the library (wherein Lukey tried to lift someone's keys from their purse), killin' myself--uh, it--at the gym, TWO playdates for Lukey, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Pix for your viewing pleasure . . . 
















Just keep swimming. (all the randomness) 



Finished watching both seasons of Dead Like Me. Despite it being canceled suddenly, they did an excellent job of ending the show. I miss George already. Just hope to not see her any time soon...if ya know what I mean. Spoiler alert: She's a grim reaper. Tried to watch the movie, and it's just meh. They replaced one of the main characters with a different actress, and she just pisses me off. Let's be honest. lol Sooo, I'll finish watching that tonight.

BONUS: My local RWA chapter is having our annual conference on 5 March in Williamsburg, VA. So if you can make it, come on out. More info here.


Enjoy my Friday Feed? Here's more to delight you.



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Still downloading Windows 10 . . . karen

January 26, 2016

Lost the toddler? Check the cupboards! Hiding. The new peek-a-boo. #AmazonPrime #childproof #TryItTuesday

Try It Tuesday . . . Wherein I review things and stuff.

Does your kitchen floor look like a culinary graveyard? Pots and pans marking the spots of fallen Cheerios?


Now it can be an unmarked Cheerio graveyard.



Three cheers for toddler* proofing.

*because babies can't open cabinets


Today's product: Kiscords Baby Safety Cabinet Lock

Where to find: Basically you know where I shop... Amazon. 
Average cost: $7.99
Lasts: A long time


Karen's rating: 




These cabinet locks are FAN-freaking-TASTIC They've kept our super-strong 16-month-old locked out. The locks are soo easy to install (no tools required). Plus, they don't damage your cabinet doors, and they're portable. 





BONUS: Looking for locks for your drawers? These have been wonderful. (Definitely FIVE balloons.) Easy installation and removal (not portable though). Check them out here. 


How do you baby/toddler proof? What say you?

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Stepping on Cheerios since 2015 . . . karen

January 25, 2016

This is the post you're looking for... Star Wars on writing. #MondayMotivation #writetip

Monday Motivation . . . Writerly things and stuff.

I came across this post many, many moons ago. In a galaxy far, far away...well, on the internets. Anywho, I loved the points made about what Star Wars can teach us about writing and wanted to share. I've summed bits of it up for ya, but you will wanna check out Writer's Digest for the full post by James Duncan. 



1. Even the Death Star Had a Weak Spot. 

I loved James' take on this. As writers, we struggle to find time between family, friends, kids, pets, day jobs, life in general in order to get the words on the page. And sometimes those words aren't what we hoped for. Matter-of-fact, it could be worse... We could have writer's block, or as James' calls it, the Death Star of writing. I love this because it's true. The Death Star had a weakness. And whatever problem we're facing with our writing there is always a hidden solution.


But sometimes you can’t see the solution no matter how hard you try, so remember…

2. You Can’t Always Be Your Own Hero 

It's true. Do you think Luke blew up that space station by himself? Nope. He had Obi-Wan Kenobi telling him all about the Force. Han Solo was all ready, aim, fire on the enemy so that Luke could do what he had to do. 

James recommends finding your own Obi-Wan. Someone who can offer support and push you to constantly be better. But also have a Han Solo, someone who isn't a writer and will be able to offer honest, constructive criticism. 

3. Get In That Trash Compactor 

This one, struggle with I do. It's easy to say and soo hard to do. Jump into your work-in-progress no matter the smell. Sometimes things aren't going as planned, or there are grammatical errors, or you can't quite phrase something the way you'd like...keep going. Writing means getting dirty. If you don't keep at it then you'll never type The End. So dive in.


4. It’s Not Wise To Upset a Wookie. They’ve Been Known To Pull People’s Arms Off. 

Definitely good advice. Be careful when you base fictional characters on real people, especially if they're family or friends. They will most likely see themselves in the story, and if it's in a negative light you don't want to offend them or end up in a civil suit. EEP. James suggests combining personality traits into one character. Check out his post for more helpful tips, cos let's face it...we don't wanna lose an arm.



5. I have a really bad feeling about this.

"Most major Star Wars characters have uttered this quotable line, and it’s always true." Go with your gut. If you feel like something isn't working, then it probably isn't. This can be tough, especially if you think an entire chapter or story thread isn't working and you have to delete, delete, delete. But in the end it will make you and your story stronger. This may, however, require a great deal of Force. (bwahaha) Just sayin.

6. Welcome to Mos Eisley

Love this. James recommends finding your own Mos Eisley. A place outside of your comfort zone. Someplace with vivid people and lots of excitement. A great place to draw visual and dialogue resources just by people-watching...you know, stalker-mode. But you gotta check out his post to see his Mos Eisley suggestions. 

7. The Force vs. Tricks & Nonsense


This is your freebie cos it's just awesome. 

And I quote:

Ben Kenobi: Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.

Luke Skywalker: You mean it controls your actions?

Kenobi: Partially, but it also obeys your commands.

[Luke gets shot by the remote.]

Han Solo: [laughs] Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Skywalker: You don’t believe in the Force, do you?

Solo: Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Anyway, it’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

In this scene in Star Wars: A New Hope, we see the philosophical dichotomy within this group of heroes. You have the idealistic and solemn believers, and you have the gritty, fun-loving, tricks-and-nonsense crowd. I think the same goes for writing. There are a lot of factions, but the only way to really make an impact, just like in the movie, is to combine those two sides into one.

Writing is a holy thing. It’s the ancient skill of conveying ideas, beliefs, mores, happenings, and entertainment from one person to another, or from one person to millions. It makes us feel godlike, and it’s vital to everything we’ve ever accomplished in human history. Excellence in literature should be respected, pursued with diligence and reverence, and held on a pedestal to be admired.

But just like life in Han Solo’s world, everything about writing is made up of simple tricks and nonsense. If you can’t maneuver the there/their/they’re game, forget it, you’ll be called out as a hack. You’ve got to know the nuts & bolts, the nitty gritty, the hands-on skills, and understand how to play the games to find yourself on the successful side of publishing. But you’ve got to have fun doing it too, and scoff at the rules from time to time. If you do the same thing as everyone else, just as you’re told, you’ll never find your own voice. You need to fly from one side of the galaxy to another with wild abandon, and you need to go through this writing life as if you have a bounty on your head—never stop working, never stop trying new genres, never stop reading, learning, writing.

And of course, you need some…

8. Luck

Sometimes we have to make our own luck. Take a chance. Put yourself out there. As a writer and a introvert, I'd much rather stay on the Millennium Falcon than try to save a planet...because what if I fail? But you'll never know until you give it a fighting chance.

And most importantly, don't forget...




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Flying through space . . . karen